Tuesday, December 2, 2008

1995 called, they want harrison ford back

1. the grasshoppers are leaving

2. immigration around here is like playing 'king's quest.' yes you may have your passport back but first, you must go to the bank in kampala, retrieve a receipt and bring it back to me in 24 hours! tomorrow i will send you for a basket of golden apples!

3. students are leaving in 2 weeks

4. as it turns out, you don't cry water. you actually cry a complex chemical makeup of protein hormones and a natural painkiller (who knew??). in addition, tears come from your eyes.

5. i'm out of coffee grounds

6. i fell in a hole. it left a scar on my foot

7. i miss nachos now. it's happening again!

8. my family will be here on the 17th... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

9. new addition to my life's 'to do' list: see the northern lights

10. remember that time carissa had mono and i made her take 3 benedryll to sleep and then asked her to cut my hair? yeah... i do.

11. manchester united is number 3. behind chelsea and liverpool (??). but who cares. bama is UNDEFEATED!

12. yes nicole i did steal your mint oreo and no, i'm not sorry!

13. there is a spider the size of a 4 year old child in my dorm bathroom. he's been there for four days, not moving, in the same spot. we decided that he was dead. then we poked him and he ran up the wall. only a very specific kind of evil has that sort of patience.

14. it stopped raining

15. i've been eating samosas like my life depends on it

16. sophie doesn't swear

17. yesterday in staff meeting we scheduled our way through june. my weekends are planned. i know when i'm flying out. weird.

18. did anyone notice how it's december?

19. sometimes when i forget what it felt like to drive my car with the windows down, i listen to counting crows

20. people are shouting in the office right now and it's giving me a headache

21. mountain dew just came to east africa. UGANDA HAS NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED!! do the dew...

22. i ate pizza by lake victoria last week. it was delicious and beautiful

23. there are few things i genuinely take very seriously. strawberry scented softlips chapstick is one of them

7 comments:

carterfive said...

I'm confused about the title, but number 13 makes me want to rethink the whole trip thing! Just kidding! Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no spider gross enough, to keep me from getting to you , babe!

Annie said...

mother. you are the cutest thing ever.

Micah said...

Annie--

There is this other really good writer named Annie that I like to read a lot. One time she was trying to chop wood (but not well) while her neighbors watched her. They were a married couple. The man only ever said, " I like to watch Annie chop wood."

We like to watch you chop wood. Keep it up.

Micah

Nana said...

Hi Annie - sounds like getting rid of the humungeous spider before the 17th would be smart!! Pizza by Lake Victoria "sigh"!! Sounds glorious - where did you get the Pizza?? If I haven't said it before, Christmas sounds so neat - I know how excited you must be - the rest of the family is. I will be thinking of all of you there, and I will smile... Love you, Nana

Unknown said...

Ahh, will you ever get the chance to see Victoria Falls? That is breathtaking.

And YES BAMA is unbeatable apparently. Its your year!!!! I keep watching for you. USC is needing to work a bit harder.

** I work with another ManU fan! Is that how you say it?

Mary Emma said...

The only life goal I've ever defined has always been to see the northern lights!! Did you know that?? Well, that and ride in a hot air balloon and learn to surf. BAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! We're going to see you in like 10 days!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

sarah said...

Hooray!!! Hooray! After signing up on googleblogmonster or whatever this site is 1000 times, i think it is finally letting me leave a comment!!!

Annie, what a beautiful writer and face you have--you must compile and publish these blogs.

I miss you!!! But I agree with Nana about the spider!!!